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Hacker executing TDoS attack

Experiencing a Telephone Denial of Service (TDoS) Attack

I was of late contacted by one of the largest chat line operators, and they told me they were receiving a huge number of very short calls. Since The Chatline Guide is one of their largest exposure avenues, they wanted to check if I knew anything about this. I had no idea. They then asked me to swap the numbers for new ones to check if there was any difference. And in fact, they were able to confirm that the spam phone calls were coming from the numbers posted on this site. I went online and started to investigate phone spam attacks and found out there has been many cases regarding this. In our case, a TDoS was launched against some of the major chat lines listed on the ChatlineGuide.com’s singles page.

What is a TDoS Attack?

A telephone denial-of-service also known as phone bombing or voice spam assault is one that a small number of organizations know, and many are shocked to hear they are vulnerable. In actual fact, these attacks are practically difficult to avoid. They disable phone systems, in spite of whether they are premises-based, hosted, VoIP-based or time-division multiplexing (TDM)-based.TDoS attacks are frequently part of a blackmail scheme: A person requests payment after that launches an incessant stream of calls that stop regular calls till payment is acknowledged. Ordinarily, the assaults begin and stop indiscriminately until the payment is paid. Common targets comprise government offices, hospitals, and public-welfare answering point agencies.

TDoS attacks are close to Internet DDoS attacks that topple websites with overpowering IP traffic. Every Internet-linked server is prone to a DDoS attack, as well as telephone systems. As a webmaster, I was aware of DDoS attacks I had even been a victim of DDoS attacks in the past however TDoS attacks were new to me.

TDoS bouts target phone numbers instead of IP addresses. The attack can make use of the public transferred telephone system, rather than the Internet that makes TDM tracks just as vulnerable as Voice over IP (VoIP). There are numerous methods to make calls that it is very hard to protect against this kind of assault. Calls can originate from whichever city or Automatic Number Identification, hence theres no trustworthy technique that can correctly recognize and screen fake calls from genuine calls.

The Internet makes phone bombing easy to start and make it low-cost than ever to call. All it requires is an embezzled credit card. Bear in mind, these calls do not, in fact, pass any broadcasting streams. Hence they can scale resourcefully. Joined with common methods for caller-ID hoaxing, these uncomplicated attacks can destroy a company’s communications system.

Carriers are in the same way destitute in attack deterrence and alleviation. Theres no system to block the source since it can be distinct with every call. Making use of a hosted supplier is not safe also. An assault on one firm could even impact other unconnected organizations on the same supplier when it comes to shared trunking.

TDoS Attack Mitigation

A lasting solution will involve major modifications in existing communications structures. For now, there are some ideas on how to moderate a TDoS attack. To reduce the effect of assault, it is good for a business to isolate its physical trunks into diverse groups in order that a particular number cannot link all of its volumes. As well, telecom and network engineers ought to elect specific trunks for outbound calls or make sure they arent shared with issued numbers.

In the course of a TDoS attack, it is recommended that firms make in-depth notes of the assailants’ instructions and demands. Preferably, victims ought to record all dealings with the suspects. Businesses should try to record the start and finish periods and the data from the phone calls. Logs ought to gather information for instance IP addresses and caller IDs and protect it. You should report to the police as well.

Lasting answers are being assessed. They will perhaps consist of stiffened rules directed at curbing phone bombing, along with bigger penalties for those sentenced. There are several debates around layer network developments to add more responsibility, traceability, and control in the system. There is as well a method employed by websites that safeguards sessions to licensed domains. This answer is restricted to businesses that can limit requests to and from identified parties. Hence this regrettably will not help most companies.

Some likely resolutions to TDoS attacks entail IP multimedia subsystem beckoning that is used in a good number of carrier networks. Since the attack, the phone bureaus that control the chatlines have implemented security measures to prevent this type of attack.

The vital near-term stride is to know that all establishments are susceptible and that such assaults are growing. Enterprises ought to take steps to alleviate the likely impact till a lasting solution can eradicate the threat.

High Cell Phone Bill

You got Crammed! What are those Mysterious Phone Bill Charges

Sound a little odd, no? Seriously, get your head out of the gutter. If you have been noticing a few oddities here and there when it comes to your phone bill, then someone could be doing more than just sniffing around. Generally, phone cramming involves someone placing a charge on your phone tab for a call/service you did not make or authorize. The fraud can be carried out on both home phones or mobile types. At times, the charges are so minuscule that they can be overlooked or ignored as a minor accounting error, sometimes they can be substantial.

How did we get here?

Man fainting after seeing cell phone charges In 1982, AT&T agreed that it would cease controlling the Bell System. This opened up the market for a wide number of vendors, which in turn weakened regulatory capacities across the board. Instead of having one vendor for both short and long distance calls, subscribers had to migrate to a new system that differentiated the two and allotted different points of purchase of service. In doing this, the industry opened up a chasm for unscrupulous vendors to insert charges in bills that did not exist. The problem was so widespread that by 2007,cramming was the 4th most prevalent complaint among consumers of goods and services in the USA. Apparently, it became the perfect scam because only one in 20 people can see what is coming before it gets too late. And those who notice it simply dismiss the anomaly because ‘it is just a few cents, after all’. For a long time, this crime was perpetuated by use of premium rate or 1-900 numbers because the billing was horribly complex and third-party companies could bill at rates that bounced from minute to the next. Since the scraping of these numbers, the fraud has moved on to smarter, less conspicuous ways.

But why?

When the Bell Group of companies splintered, plenty of third parties decided to offer telephone services, with AT&T deciding to specialize in international calls. As such, some of those who entered the market were not exactly looking for an honest buck; they wanted a quick ground game in the face of cut-throat competition. In a nutshell, the whole import behind phone cramming is to charge more and make a little extra over what a legitimate phone bill would bring in. Today, 20 million US residents are crammed every year, and the charged are hidden within simple names as hotline charges or even chat line services.

As indicated earlier, it turns out that only 5% of victims of cramming actually know that entries have been falsified in their bills. This happens because crammers have been doing this for decades now and have become really good at it. Basically, a billing company places small charges under the ‘miscellaneous’ section of your telephone bill. Usually, the charge is so small that you are tempted to overlook it or think that maybe you did actually access the services indicated and then forgot about it. Charges will be inflated by anything from cents to the golden cramming figure, $1.99. You can identify this type of thing by looking at the specific entries made in the miscellaneous section. If you see something put down as ‘texts’, ‘horoscopes’, ‘gossip’, ‘ringtones’, ‘love messages’, ‘service charges’, ‘voice mail’ or even ‘calling plan’, then your radar needs to immediately go up.

Real Life cases of Phone Cramming

In 2012, the Federal Trade Commission took issue with T-Mobile US where the service provider was accused allowing vendors to charge millions of dollars for services clients had not asked for. In the end, the service was ordered to pay over $90 million in refunds to disgruntled consumers.

In 2015, Verizon and Sprint were ordered to pay an mount in the region of $158 million for allowing third party billing companies to insert charges that did not exist into the bills of thousands of subscribers. A large portion of this money ($120M) went directly towards refunds to consumers.

Earlier this month, it was revealed that AT&T had agreed to pay its consumers back a total of $7.8 million in yet another cramming case.

Disputing Unauthorized Charges

You will need to take a keen look at your statements at the end of every month in order to isolate cases of cramming where they exist. Should you notice any glitch, reach out to your phone company and have them explain the basis for the charges. If the matter is settled, inform your service provider that you do not want to be tied to a third party anymore and see if they can bill you directly. If the issue is not resolved, simply file a complaint with the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). In addition, always look out for telephone services labeled as ‘free’ because most of the time, people end up subscribing for ‘free’ services, only to get billed for them at the end of the month.

The Government’s Position

Laws that look to nip this practice in the bud have been around for some time now, but the most stringent measures were introduced when the Senate Commerce Committee sat down in 2013. Previously, liability was placed at the feet of the service provider, and the third party players responsible for this sort of mayhem were basically just given a slap on the wrist, although punishment could be effected by the companies they worked under(that is, the service provider at the top of the line).

Here is a look at the measures adopted by the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) after the senate hearings:

Separation of bills

Phone companies are now required by the law to separate the bills they charge directly from the ones inserted into statements by third-party vendors.

Notifications for consumers

The FCC requires that phone companies alert users of third party services and give everyone the chance to block any services they do not need. There is also a requirement for FCC contact data to be placed on every statement and online notification. The commission also continues to exact harsh penalties on those caught in the practice.

Where to seek help for phone cramming

https://www.fcc.gov
https://www.usa.gov/phone-tv-complaints
You state’s Attorney General’s office

Key Takeaways

  • Phone cramming did not die with 1-900 numbers
  • 20 million USA residents fall victim every year
  • Only 5% of victims can actually identify instances of voice cramming
  • FCC, FTC and congress have sought to address this concern
Rachel Hanlon Off The Hook

Exploring the Artistic Romance of the Age-Old Landline Telephone

Landline telephones were an indispensable part of our lives till the late nineties. Although its value has now been reduced to that of an obsolete object, at that point of time, it had an entirely different appeal. It was not merely an object back then, but rather an artifact that elevated our emotions and compelled us to contemplate and retrospect about our old selves.

But what is the value of a landline telephone now? What happens when a particular object, that was once indispensable for an entire generation, loses its purpose and value? Well, these are the questions and psychological probing that Rachel Hanlon explores in her ‘Call Me’ art series that has been exhibited in the Etch Gallery in Geelong, Australia. The ones who are old enough to recall the pop songs from the eighties will definitely happen to remember pop artist Blondie’s song ‘Call me’ as they view the works of Hanlon.

Rachel Hanlon is a budding artist, exploring the field of media archeology. Through her works, she delves into the intricacies of the true relevance of a landline telephone in the modern society, while reflecting on her personal attachment with the telephone. The ‘Call Me’ art series is replete with metaphors and multi layered symbolism that reinterprets the obsolete technologies that have been intensified by our cultural dependence on them. The relevance of a telephone and its relationship with the changing times, rituals and culture, cements its value as an object that once reflected our cultural voice.

One of the most remarkable works from the series, ‘Off the Hook‘ is a beautiful installation of bright and resplendent handles that are modeled on the classic shape of the outdated telephone. Viewers can pick up the handsets and listen to the several messages recorded by anonymous people on Rachel’s answering machine. These messages range between stunning recitals, narrations of dreams, snippets of childhood, quotes from movies and contemplations over the true meaning of life. The messages play on a low volume and it appears as if the phones have been kept ‘off the hook’. The work was prompted when Rachel could not understand why she couldn’t renounce her age-old landline telephone, even though it did not have any useful role in her life.

Hanging Telephones

In another similar work, viewers can observe old and classic landline handles from the private collection of the artist that has been arranged on the plinths of the gallery walls. In this installation, Rachel explores the transformation of a useful object into an obsolete item.

“Can someone get that” is the final work from the ‘Call me’ series where three obsolete landline handles have been set on a vintage telephone table. This installation pinpointed that space of our homes that was specifically set aside for attending phone. It was a space that was aloof from the problems and possibilities of the mundane domestic life. As the phones rung, we used to feel compelled to answer them. Here, Rachel has incorporated several phone conversations from movies that have been transcribed, voiced and finally revamped to come up with a new narrative. A video projection of these telephone tables further highlights the mode of narration and the varied conventions that were associated with the old landline handle. It also reflects on the repetitive nature of dialing with the help of the rotary dial.

By rendering an experience with which the viewer can once again connect and interact with the re-animated, originally in-animate object, these series of artwork aim to rekindle a range of emotions within the viewer, affirming of the existing relationship between the passage of time and the appeal of the concerned object. The re-animation in this existing work will also reflect on a re-interpretation of the varying cultural perspectives by closely observing the passage of time, our transforming selves and the changing rituals.

The exhibition will amuse anyone who has been enchanted by the classic romance of the age-old telephone handle. It is also bound to rekindle a plethora of memories and emotions about the old landline telephone. Communication technology is an inherent part of our changing culture. With the rapid transformation of this technology, this exhibition pays a tribute to every such technology that is now obsolete but also considered as the archive’s function. And, as rightly stated at https://artingeelong.com/2014/02/03/call-me-installation-by-rachel-hanlon/, ‘For those who like to dig a little deeper, there are many layers to explore in this carefully considered work.’

Artists With Phones

Top 20 Songs Inspired by Phones

Kiss and Not Tell” by La Roux
2014

Reminding us, to an upbeat calypso rhythm, that discretion is the better part of valor, La Roux’s Kiss and Not Tell recognizes that we will put up with a lot for love even when we know that the relationship’s shelf life is destined to expire once the kissing ends and the hassles begin.

Hotline Bling by Drake
2015

Drake’s 2015 Hotline Bling makes the point that if you move away, you can expect that those you leave behind are going to continue with their lives. In this five-minute long musical bitch fest, the singer complains that their former love interest never calls anymore on his cell phone while completely ignoring the role his leaving took on continued conversation.

Hello by Adele
2015

The opening of Adele’s 2015 hit, Hello, is perhaps more evocative of the Verizon gut’s “Can you here me know” survey as she battles to secure a valid connection with her ex in a world of crappy cell phone coverage. Her lyrical mea culpa attempts to explain why she devastated an ex-boyfriend’s heart.

Payphone by Maroon 5 feat. Wiz Khalifa
2012

Nothing says love like braving an armed robbery, grand theft auto, and eluding a police chase for the chance to reconnect for the briefest of moment with the one you love via a payphone in the middle of nowhere. Maroon 5 feat Wiz Khalifa brings it all together in the 2012 hit Payphone.

Telephone by Lady Gaga feat. Beyoncé
2012

Thelma and Louise have nothing on these two ladies, Lady Gaga and Beyonce, who tear up the telephone wires as they berate the pathetic attempts of life’s wall flowers who begin blowing up the phone right when the ladies begin to burn down the house in 2012s smash hit, Telephone.

Car Phone by Julian Smith
2014

Julian Smith’s 2014 Car Phone celebrates the affluence afforded by driving around with a car phone the size of small compact car. With calls costing $2 a minute, the pride is evident as the video’s protagonist makes plans with similarly outfitted friends to meet up for doughnuts and coffee.

Video Phone by Beyoncé feat. Lady Gaga
2009

Voyeurism is on full display as Bey encourages her bae to use his phone’s video function to enjoy her sexy provocative clips, which demonstrate the true value of affordable bandwidth. Unafraid and unbowed by the potential embarrassment if the clips go public, Beyonce’s ultimate self-confidence is on display regardless of who might catch a glimpse of her cavorting on his Video Phone.

Hung Up by Madonna
2005

The 1980s Material Girl is still burning up the song charts and the telephone lines in her 2005 smash hit, Hung Up. Through the first half of the video, the Queen of Pop laments her inability to make a connection that has her fumbling about Like a Virgin before she remembers the essential power she holds in this particular relationship.

The Call by Backstreet Boys
2001

Like accidentally sending dirty, adult-like pictures to your entire call list, in The Call, the gentlemen from the Backstreet Boys reveal their cheating hand in a video that illustrates the perils of bad cell connections and drained batteries. When later in the video it is revealed that the caller is a cheating cad, the audience is treated to a musical interlude that is wracked with guilt and betrayal.

Text Me by R. Kelly
2009

Typing “one-handed” is the implied action for the parties involved in R. Kelly’s 2009 song, Text Me. Like phone sex with emoticons, Text Me is the opening salvo in an interaction that will ideally end with a sharing of bodily fluids as he explains, “Sexts are simply the aperitif to the call.”

Text Me in the Morning by Neon Trees
2014

The communication equivalent of the morning after “walk of Shame,” the song writers of Neon Trees beg you to forego the raunchy give-and-take of next morning, post coital explicit texts for a simple message that suggest that their well being is far superior to reliving the sweat filled exploits of the night before.

Star 69 by R.E.M.
1994

Star 69 is not designed to award the numerical sexual positioning of that certain someone-someone, but rather a throwback to the days prior to the advent of caller ID technology wh3n all one needed to track down that pesky crank phone caller by tapping in *69 into your telephone keypad.

Call Me by Blondie
1980

You will be tempted to drop what you have going on when you hear the plaintive demand to pick up the phone and Call Me when Debbie Harry of Blondie puts out the call for some companionship. Passions are inflamed in the heat of the moment when Blondie leaves little to the imagination regarding what she’s looking for on the dance floor of 1980.

867-5309/Jenny by Tommy Tutone
1981

Inspiring a generation of bathroom graffiti, Tommy Tutone made Jenny’s number, 867-5309, a national phenomenon as he croons his devotion to the girl with the most lyrical number in the country. His passion takes a turn towards the dark side however, when he gets all stalker-esque on poor Jenny and he admits he’s fashioned an obsession whereby he needs to possess her and make Jenny his property.

I Just Called to Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder
1984

Forget late night booty calls or attempts to get jiggy with the one you want to love, Stevie Wonder pulls out all the romantic stops with this plaintive call designed to express his feel(s). Clearly, this guy has moves that even a blind man could see, which means if you are sitting next to him at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day that you expect that your meager romantic motions will pale by comparison.

Phone Sex Over The Phone by The Village People
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Leave it to the Village People to identify the best place to have illicit phone sex and erotic play. Simply stated, Phone Sex Over the Phone is like a sexy blueprint of how to get down when you have miles in between you and that certain special person, and only the telephone lines can help carry on the torrid thoughts inside our heads.

Talk Dirty to Me by Poison
1986

As they say, “a closed mouth doesn’t get fed,” and the big haired boys from Poison are letting their desires be known as they exhort those big haired girls from the 1980s to give them a call and Talk Dirty to Me. While the object of Brett Michaels sexual desire appears to be a high school student, we can all take comfort that, in the intervening years, such displays of child predation are no longer the social norm.

Love on the Telephone by Foreigner
1979

Because the uncertainty of a relationships are not nearly hard enough to navigate as it is, the boys from Foreigner choose to add the additional burden of intervening miles and the problems of a long distance relationship. The band demonstrates the hazards of that particular hell when the only way you can love is Love on the Telephone.

Hanging on the Telephone by the Blondie

The rock-punk musical styling of Blondie are on full display as Debbie Harry croons out this sultry tune, which forms the one-hit wonder of the short lived band, The Nerves, before being picked up and covered by Harry. Recognizing the limitations of a phone based relationship; Harry implores her long distance love interest to not leave her “Hanging on the Telephone.

Honorable Mentions

Chantilly Lace by Big Bopper (1958)
1958

In 1958, the Big Bopper hoped that an exhortation to give him a call at Chantilly Lace would suffice to entice without revealing that the man did not have two nickels in his pocket. To the girl’s credit, she puts him on notice that a phone call was not going to cut it, and he had bet be prompt in picking her up, and her expectation was that he would also be picking up the check.

634-5789 (Soulsville, U.S.A.) by Wilson Pickett
1966

Party Line by the Kinks
1966

Telephone Line by Electric Light Orchestra
1976

Mr. Telephone Man by New Edition
1984

Answering Machine by the Replacements
1984

Scene from "Kiss and Not Tell" Music Video from La Roux

La Roux’s Music Video Makes Us Reminisce of Flashy Phone Sex Commercials of the 80’s

In the music video for her latest song “Kiss and not Tell”, La Roux’s reminds us of 1980’s style late night sex chat lines commercials of the 1980’s and 90’s.

The video draws the viewer into what is about as close to a real sex chat line commercial as can be while the sex appeal of La Roux is equivalent to that of a sex chat line hostess which is backed up by a sexy little pop beat and lyrics expressive of a longing for love.

The singer/artist, hair done up in a wave covering half of her face and sporting a fresh makeover throughout the video is shown singing the song’s lyrics in a spoof of phone sex chat line commercials while her words expresses her pent up feelings toward a potential lovers.

La Roux appears to be lip-synching to the lyrics (another trademark of the era) while in between vintage novelty phones are shown ringing.

In some scenes she is shown dancing and singing inside a retro TV set. Other scenes show her popping up from the bottom of the screen with a telephone in her hand — very much like a real phone sex commercials 30 years ago.

The singer sings her catchy song expressing emotions, or withheld emotions that make her want to “Kiss And Not Tell.”

The lyrics are full of lines that are urging another to get on with a relationship in the manner of a secret chat line.

In the beginning of the song she sings

“Ten Thousand Stories Sent Two Lovers Disguise
You Have Seen The Future Now
A Love That Is Blind
Makes You Want To Kiss And Not Tell”

As she sings “You Have Dialed That Number Now So Where The Surprise Temptations Calling You A Secret Reply” the song lyrics quickly have matched to the video’s sex chat scene and also the temptation to call again once you have called the chat number or the number of your lover for the very first time.

While the singer has suggested in and through her lyrics that her lover or another is backing off she expresses the similar feelings when she sings “all along I have had these feelings I can’t help makes me want to kiss and not tell,” her lover she tries to draw close while on her end she expresses that she has feelings and just wants to kiss and not tell.

The phone sex chat line theme of the video runs parallel as the song is expressing the upside of phone sex chat lines and the sex appeal of more private and intimate interaction between lovers, fulfilling the need and desire for love and compassion privately and perhaps in a way that does not jeopardize personal privacy.

As the song progresses La Roux sings:

All Along I’ve Had Feelings I Can’t Help
Makes Me Want To Kiss And Not Tell
And All I Want is To Come Right Out of My Shell

which further suggests that she is reluctant as the other as she repeats the chorus of “makes me want to kiss and not tell.”

The video for the song clearly expresses the desire for companionship without being too open and straightforward all the while having a love or relationship with someone that can be cherished privately.

The video perhaps shows why sex chat lines are not necessarily bad as some people are shy and less social than others when it comes to relationships.

Carol Shaya As A Police Officer

Carol Shaya: The Cop That Created A Chatline

Twenty-two years ago this month, a young cop named Carol Shaya made headlines that rocked the nation. And it wasn’t for something related to police work either– it was for an altogether different line of “work” that the police force usually don’t dabble with.

Carol Shaya posed for nudie pics on Playboy.

Carol Shaya Playboy Magazine Cover

In hindsight, this “discretion” seem a little tame by today’s standards. Surely, there are worse things that a police officer can do in her spare time that are more scandalous than posing for a few shots in a porno mag. As a woman living in the US of A, the land of the free, Shaya is surely entitled to do with whatever she wishes with her body?

But it wasn’t that simple. Some of Shaya’s pictures in Playboy involved her skimpily dressed in what is clearly a police officer’s uniform, with her shirt button strategically opened to display her chest. And on the cover of the magazine itself, the words “NYPD NUDE” were prominently displayed, and Shaya still in the same sexy uniform with the same slightly-opened shirt. It was on the lower end of the risque scale, but since Shaya was a real life cop working for the NYPD, it seemed as if she was representing her office on Playboy’s pages.

As expected, the higher ups at the NYPD weren’t too excited about one of their own being involved in such an enterprise. Shaya was eventually dismissed from office (her posing for a nudie mag was deemed as a violation of NYC’s City Charter and the NYPD’s own department rules); and she was also charged by her own department for improper use of a police uniform and logo, as well as for unauthorized off-duty employment (she was paid $100,000 by Playboy for the shoot).

Shaya did try to counter-sue though, but this was unsuccessful. The court still upheld the cases against her. She wasn’t able to return to work as a police officer.

But while her career in the police force was prematurely cut short, Carol Shaya eventually moved on to greener pastures. And one of those pastures is pretty similar to what she did in that Playboy gig.

Just take a look at the video below.

Riding on the “notoriety” she gained from the Playboy fiasco, Shaya created her own sexy chatline. Looking through the video, the chatline seems to have a unique take on the sexy phone hotline concept.

“Remember Carol Shaya, ex-New York City police officer?” a sultry voice asks. There’s a clip of Shaya herself, in her blue police uniform.

“Now’s your chance to call Carol and talk to all of her friends…”

And there’s a whole bunch of other girls who, like Shaya, are also part of other professional fields. There’s one who’s supposed to be a firefighter, a fitness instructor, and a doctor.

The voice encourages viewer to call the number on the screen to “…find out what’s really happening, both on the job- and off.”

All in all, life turned out to be quite okay for Carol Shaya. She has a few bit pieces in the police drama New York Undercover, and also starred in a direct-to-video film called Silent Pray in 1997. The last known update of her was in 2004, when the New York Times reported that she was working in real estate.

Tones and Pulses Phone Dialing Concept

Pulses vs Tones: What is the Difference Between Pulse and Tone Dialing

You’ve probably never thought about the mechanisms inside your land line or your cell phone. You pick up the phone, dial it and it signals the number you dialed to ring on the other end.

But have you ever stopped to think about how your phone knows what to do when you dial it? In fact, there’s a dialing mechanism in your phone that may be specific to the time that you bought it; not-so-recently American telecommunications companies switched over to something “tone dialing”. This article discusses the differences between this method and its predecessor, “pulse dialing”.

The History of Dialing

From the onset of telephones, the only method of dialing was pulse dialing, coinciding with the invention of rotary phones. These phones, which are marked by their round dials, sent a pulse every time you rotated past a number, signaling the final number by transferring each sequence.

Because of this system, the person dialing had to let the wheel return all the way back to its resting place before dialing the next number. It worked, but it was inconvenient; in fact, the birth of tone dialing came from the urge to find a quicker, more convenient method of dialing a phone.

The tone dialing method consists of a numerical key pad that sounds a different tone for each button (number), coding a unique phone number with which to communicate.

Switching from Pulse to Tone

Initial trials of the tone dialing system were inconsistent, so it didn’t catch on until about two decades after it was invented. In 1963, the tone dialing system was perfected, and became the standard for telecommunications companies across the country, replacing the outdated pulse dialing (and now-obsolete rotary phone, though these hung around for decades after).

The advantages of tone dialing were simple: Connecting to a call via tone dialing is quicker, more convenient and easier, being done on a device with a keypad instead of a rotary dial. In fact, one could speculate that if tone dialing would have never been invented (or perfected) cell phones as we know them would have never followed.

Key Takeaways

At their core, both systems are used as means to the same end; establishing an internet connection and signaling which number to place a call.

While pulse connections take a considerable amount of time to place, tone dialing is quick, easy and convenient. You may have experience yourself, or have at least heard your elders telling stories about the frustrations of placing a call with rotary phone.

We perfected a new method of dialing to save time, but in the absence of any laws mandating that every person update their phone system, most phones have a switch on their base that toggles between tone and pulse to ensure backwards compatibility. The switch to tone dialing was developed to be more convenient than pulse dialing, but it established a basis for smaller, sleeker phones as time moved forward.

Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa Answers Question People Have About Sex But Are Too Afraid To Ask

Sexual issues are not discussed nearly as much as they should. In most cases, the internet serves as a good substitute for information. However, we can’t count on the internet to pick the right thing to show to kids. Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa is a web series that seeks to bridge the gap and talk about taboo subjects in a comfortable, appropriate and most importantly informative manner.

Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa is a new web series about a seven-year-old boy who, due to his inquisitive nature, asks his father about different sexual issues often in a manner that leaves the father at a loss for words. The father may respond in an awkward manner at first but then finds a clever way of explaining things to the young boy in ways he can understand. In the first webisode, Pappu asks about masturbation. The harmless question stems from curiosity about something the boy has clearly heard or read about before. The father proceeds to demystify things using a game of cricket as the grandfather listens in always pointing out what should and shouldn’t be said.

The series, which will air in 5 parts, is the creation of Yash Raj Films under Y-Films, a part of the Indian film production giant created to cater to the younger audience. The project is directed by Ashish Patil, head of business and creative at the film company.

The series was written by Gopal Datt and Devang Kakkad whose combined talents have found them a sweet spot between being preachy and too forthright. Humor helps to close down the generational gap between father and son as they seek to find level ground about topics that would otherwise be awkward to talk about around the house.

The series is set to be translated into 15 languages 6 of which are Indian. Translation will be done in Telugu, Tamil, Malayalam, Kannada and Bengali. As for the international viewership, the series will have subtitles for Chinese, Dutch, English, French, Spanish, German, Thai, Malay and Bahasa. The producers of the show thought it a good idea to make the series available to as many people around the globe as possible.

Sex Chat with Papu and Papa is a story that revolves around the Watsa family. It stars Anand Tiwari as the father (Anand Watsa), Kabir Sajid as the son (Pappu) and the seasoned veteran Sachin Pilgaonkar as the grandfather Vishwanath Watsa.

While the series portrays the father as willing to answer any questions the son has, the grandfather, on the other hand, would rather not talk about such things with children. His take on the whole matter is that the boy shut’s up, and the father ceases to indulge such questions. He is always checking that the father doesn’t give away too much. As the show progresses, he’s perspective changes as he too learns from the father. Sanjeeda Shaikh also features in the series as Pappu’s heavily pregnant mother, Shireen. Usha Watsa, whose role is played by Alka Amin, is Pappu’s enlightened grandmother. She is well read and will not hesitate to dispel any false logic about sex.

The series is backed with plenty of research from top gynecologists and other medical experts

The choice of surname for the fictional family cannot go unnoticed. Mahinder Watsa, the renowned sexologist, must have been in the minds of the creators of the show. Watsa is known for his outspoken nature of all things to do with sexual education. Through his tabloid in the Mumbai Mirror, the sexologist uses a comical yet to the point approach to debunk all sorts of myths about sex. The similarity of surname is sure going to endear some Watsa fans to the series.

Matters to do with sexuality are not the most popular topics in the Indian populace. The Indian social set up is rooted in conservativeness thus fostering ignorance on many sexual issues. It is a common thing to look around the back pages of news papers and magazines and find 40 year old men curious to know if masturbation will bring about baldness or blindness. In a society that is closed out to such discussions, a series like “Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa” is a great ice breaker. Parents get to pick tidbits of advice from the series and also have it easy as it does all the explaining for them.

In a society that is closed out to such discussions, a series like “Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa” is a great ice breaker.

Y-Films have a plan laid out that will see to it that the sex chat web series is a financial success. It intends to monetize the series through sponsorship deals as well as YouTube advertising. Sales to other platforms that will show the 5 part series overseas will also boost the earnings. According to the director, Ashish Patil, the series could go into mainstream viewing and air on TV abroad. The main sponsor for the series is the condom brand Durex and Ching’s Desi Chinese comes in as the associate sponsor.

The media that Y-Films chose to deliver their message couldn’t be better, given that everyone is on the internet looking up this or the other thing. The younger viewers will especially enjoy it as it takes into consideration their love for the internet.

Apart from making the right choice of medium the series is backed with plenty of research from top gynecologists and other medical experts. Thorough research was key to getting the whole series to gel together. The more they had the more they could do.

Sex Chat with Pappu and Papa is yet another of Y-Films ambitious efforts to push boundaries. The production company has cultivated a reputation for tackling taboo subjects and giving it straight to the audience. Y- Films has had other projects of this kind the most recent one being “Ladies Room.” The web series also had sexual themes showing two ladies who were best friends who want to have sex but do not want to end up pregnant.It is these kinds of thrills that make this one worth a watch.

Paris Hilton and Amy Schumer in The Nerd Chatline SNL Sketch

Exclusive Connections: The Hotline for Nerds and Geeks [Video Parody]

Nerds of the world, rejoice! Play out your deepest, darkest, and sexiest fan-tasies without leaving the comfort of your Mountain Dew-soaked sofa. No awkward dates necessary.

This is the premise behind Paris Hilton’s hilarious phone sex line skit on SNL. The video- though obviously a bit dated considering that Paris Hilton (remember her?) stars in it- explores the hilarity behind the concept of a sex hotline for nerds.

Remember those late night TV commercials that run promotions for phone sex hotlines? This is exactly like that, with just one glaring difference: the operators aren’t your usual phone sex operators. Instead of playing the same old male-fantasy stereotypes, the girls manning the phones are trained to cater to the, uhm, specific tastes of the male geek populace.

Take for example the first girl that appears after Paris’s’ introduction. She’s a level eight dungeon master with a “big sharp vorpal sword” and she’s here to take your Dungeons and Dragons-loving heart away. Not a fan of D&D and prefer someone who’s into lightsabers and blasters and Force-wielding? Well, try out the hotline’s very own “Lea Organa” then. You might not be as charismatic or as handsome as Han Solo in real life, but this is your “only hope” (pun intended) in getting with a hottie like Lea in real life.

Speaking of intergalactic babes, how about someone from another beloved space series? Star Trek fans: let Nyota Uhura take you to a place where no man has ever gone before (also the woman to talk to if you want to learn more about Vulcan mating practices).

Feeling like a dirty, little hobbit? Well, why not talk to an elven princess of your own? Straight from Rivendell, this elven royalty will send you and your naughty, dirty ways straight to Mordor. She will definitely let you pass, indeed.

This phone hotline might be in the realm of fiction for now, but boy do we hope that we get something like it in the future.

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