Best Pick Up Lines to Break the Ice Over the Phone

Young woman on the phone laughing in response to pick up line

Calling a chat line is a great way to get a chance to chat with hundreds of women, yet knowing what to say to break the ice and get her to really start communicating can be intimidating for the novice chatline caller. How do you stand out from the crowd of guys hoping to catch the attention of the woman on the other line?

Pickup lines are a great way to break the ice with a woman before you reveal your true personality and wit. However, a cleverly placed pickup line has zero effectiveness if you fail to follow up with funny, insightful or engaging conversation.

Women of all ages, shapes and sizes always say they’re attracted to a man with a strong sense of humor. It’s a personality trait that makes you seem warm, friendly, inviting and most of all, honest and sincere. However, if you need some help prior to revealing your true self, try out some of these pickup lines that incorporate a well-balanced mix of humor, flirtatiousness and provocativeness in the most subtle of ways (and in the not so subtle ways).

You sound like your freeing. Want to use me as a blanket?

Do I hear an airplane over there or is that just my heart taking off.

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Do you have a mirror over there? Do you see myself in your pants.

Do your feet hurt? Because I’m pretty sure you fell from heaven.

Can I send you a map? So I can show you the way to my heart

Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours.

Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?

If you were a pizza and I were cheese, I’d melt over you.

I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because then we’re both in trouble.

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Some of these pickup lines are vanilla and some are dirty. Some are cheesy and some are a bit suggestive. Either way make sure you practice your delivery. That’s the key in using any of these pickup lines skillfully and effectively. Try delivering a cheesy or corny pickup line with an ironic sense of humor. Approach the pickup line in a way that you know it’s so cheesy that the pickup line itself becomes the joke. You’re sure to make her laugh if she understands your humored approach. Rejection, however, is part of the game. Don’t take it personally and keep trying.

Next time you’re on a chatline try out some of these pickup lines. Use them as part of your greeting to get a laugh out of listeners or include them in a longer private message you leave individual women. If these don’t work wait until you have a woman on the phone one-on-one and pull out your favorite line and delivery it with a bang!

Humor makes a man seem humble and that’s a trait that can take you a long way on chatlines where a lively and interesting personality is paramount to success. They can’t see you and you can’t see them. Therefore, with the right amount of humor and personality mixed together, you can stand out among the sea of men who are dull, flat, obnoxious, impatient and often times crude.

Keep in mind that success on a chatline is a numbers game. If you can hold the attention of 1 out of every 10 women you encounter, that would be considered a success. Every woman takes to personalities different. Sometimes, the woman on the other end of the phone has no sense of humor herself. It’s not always you and you must remember that rejection is part of the challenge. You must get back up, dust yourself off and try again. Be true to yourself and you can find the perfect match with some perseverance, dedication and will. Be patient always and stay the course because women like men who can make them laugh. Never take it personally. If they don’t like your personality there’s a good chance it won’t matter how handsome or beautiful looking you or her are.

Let us know which pickup lines have worked for you on the chatlines. Have any suggestions? Let us and the other readers know what’s been working for you.

  • Sam Sirota

    I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  • Sam Sirota

    I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

  • Paul Grober

    I can’t play the guitar but I’ll sure pluck your G String.

  • Paul Grober

    I can’t play the guitar but I’ll sure pluck your G String.